Dear Chris,
It must have been great to have the best view in the house for 6 of 7 Hawks goals tonight. It’s too bad Patrick Kane made you look retarded with his “Spin-O-Rama” leaving you with no choice but to hook him. If it wasn’t for those two minutes you had to spend in the penalty box maybe you could have been on the ice for every Hawks goal tonight.
Also, when you weren’t deflecting shots into your own goal or simply watching them go in, I was wondering how it felt to get absolutely wrecked by Dustin Byfuglien, TWICE!!! It’s amazing to me how much of a little bitch you become when someone mans up to you and puts you flat on your ass.
But even with Buff ready to do battle I see that you still found time to cross-check Andrew Ladd in the back. It was actually interference as well but who am I to hand out penalties, it wasn’t my 40 somethingth game refereeing in the Stanley Cup Finals.
Oh and one last thing… You left the ice rather quickly after tonight’s performance. But don’t worry, Ben Eager has the game puck if you need it. You are a true Philadelphia Flyer; I look forward to seeing more of the same from you on Wednesday.
Sincerely,
The Manchise
3 comments:
Bravo, bravo, bravo. Couldn't have written a better note to Mr. Pronger myself. I think you covered it all.
I played a mens league game tonight and there was a little bitch on the other team that took 4 penalties for slashing, kneeing, slashing, and hooking. I was reminded of a #20 that plays for the Flyers. This bitch was wearing #21 ... pretty damn close.
By the way...we won 6-0. Not saying this will happen on Wednesday for the Hawks but I do believe in karma.
Also, I think Eager picked up the puck and tried to skate over and give it to Pronger but the refs stopped him. Did anyone else see that? I hope so cuz it was an awesome move.
Yea I saw it. And then they asked the Hawks about it in the post game and they said they had no idea and that Ben was just picking it up because it was there haha.
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